September 21, 2014

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September 21, 2014

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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September 21, 2014
lanactrlaltdelrey:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

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September 21, 2014
blueflame91:

the-salt-in-our-carbs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

micdotcom:

Trailer: Tim Burton’s next movie looks surprisingly … normal. Well, almost.
Follow micdotcom

ok but i didn’t know the true story behind this until just now
GUYS THIS LADY’S HUSBAND TOOK CREDIT FOR HER ARTWORK AND SHE STRAIGHT UP TOOK HIM TO COURT OVER ITTHEY HAD A FUCKING PAINT-OFF IN THE GODDAMN COURT ROOM WHICH SHE WON BECAUSE HE MADE EXCUSES FOR WHY HE COULDN’T DO ITTHE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS WOMAN’S ARTWORK
sorry i’m just really REALLY fascinated by this story

wait this movie looks amazing tho

I kind of wanna see this movie

blueflame91:

the-salt-in-our-carbs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

micdotcom:

Trailer: Tim Burton’s next movie looks surprisingly … normal. Well, almost.

Follow micdotcom

ok but i didn’t know the true story behind this until just now

GUYS THIS LADY’S HUSBAND TOOK CREDIT FOR HER ARTWORK AND SHE STRAIGHT UP TOOK HIM TO COURT OVER IT

THEY HAD A FUCKING PAINT-OFF IN THE GODDAMN COURT ROOM WHICH SHE WON BECAUSE HE MADE EXCUSES FOR WHY HE COULDN’T DO IT

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE INSPIRED BY THIS WOMAN’S ARTWORK

sorry i’m just really REALLY fascinated by this story

wait this movie looks amazing tho

I kind of wanna see this movie

(via zerachin)

September 21, 2014

youll-be-my-american-boy21:

alittleworldofimagination:

that-heros-gone:

arc-reactor-impala:

dorkly:

WHICH HOUSE SHOULD HARRY BE SORTED INTO?

SLYTHERIN?

RAVENCLAW?

HUFFLEPUFF?

Click and choose your own adventure!

JUST CLICK ON SLYTHERIN

PLEASE
JUST DO IT

CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS THEN CLICK THE NUMBER 5 BENEATH THE COMIC

THEY’RE ALL PERFECT

I knew what Slytherin was gonna be even before I clicked on it. I’d seriously judge people if it was anything else.

(via salt-221b-and-the-tardis)

September 21, 2014
"If all insects on Earth disappeared, within 50 years all life on Earth would end. If all human beings disappeared from the Earth, within 50 years all forms of life would flourish."

— Jonas Salk, Biologist (via aurelle)

(Source: insectspd, via salt-221b-and-the-tardis)

September 21, 2014

mira-of-sassgard:

lovelightlucid:

levvilifestories:

mussinga:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

I really spent four years in the states thinking this couldn’t possibly be a real thing but then I graduated and everyone knew the pledge of allegiance PERFECTLY and then I realized how true this gifset really is. If you say something enough as a kid, it’ll never leave you. The thing tho, is that normally, kids know lullabies, and songs. Not a poem about mindless patriotism.

REBLOGGING FOR ALL THE FUCKING TIMES I GOT IN TROUBLE, MAINLY IN HIGH SCHOOL, FOR NOT SAYING THE WEAK ASS PLEDGE!

SAME! I used to “baaaaaaa” during the pledge in middle school lol

I never said the line about god out loud and I got in SO MUCH TROUBLE cuz I lived in the Bible Belt but I still didn’t give a shit. My mom might have been a fucking jerk bag, but she was a non-brainwashing atheist jerk bag and I love her for it.

(via bubblewrapstargirl)

September 21, 2014

sexyfitarmychick:

I will never understand why stripping is seen as degrading.

Like…the job description is literally “I am so hot that you could never get me in real life so you’re going to have to pay me to dance for you.”

????

(via wolverinesbadassass)

September 21, 2014
heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

heyveronica:

megustamemes:

Will Smith recognized the cameraman!

will smith is a national treasure

(via rosey1634)

September 21, 2014

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September 21, 2014

gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

(via dreamwurks)

September 21, 2014
fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

justwantobehere:

khaleersula:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.

Also Sean Penn, Sean Bean and Gary Oldman s’il vous plait

Michael Fassbender is another one

Gary Oldman was acquited with his children and nanny all saying the claims were false. His children stated multiple times the woman (his exwife) was emotionally abusive and manipulative to them and would often threaten them. It’s not unheard of for child abusers to pin there abuse on their spouse.
Also to clarify Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen didn’t just abuse women they literally tortured them.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting:

justwantobehere:

khaleersula:

jean-luc-gohard:

the-goddamazon:

We know why.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen. He’s been arrested for domestic violence at least six times and shot a woman. With a gun. And he’s still got a career.

Also Sean Penn, Sean Bean and Gary Oldman s’il vous plait

Michael Fassbender is another one

Gary Oldman was acquited with his children and nanny all saying the claims were false. His children stated multiple times the woman (his exwife) was emotionally abusive and manipulative to them and would often threaten them. It’s not unheard of for child abusers to pin there abuse on their spouse.

Also to clarify Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen didn’t just abuse women they literally tortured them.

(Source: jessehimself, via salt-221b-and-the-tardis)

September 21, 2014
shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

(Source: deadlyart, via not-all-victories)

September 21, 2014

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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(via wntersoldler)

September 21, 2014

– “Your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.”

(Source: drsheldoncoopers, via not-all-victories)

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